i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize