I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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