I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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