Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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