I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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