You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
