I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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