sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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