i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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