Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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