covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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