about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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