we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
