There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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