Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
