Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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