Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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