i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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