Just fell off a train. Bad.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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