i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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