is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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