just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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