girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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