I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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