i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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