Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
