Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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