What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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