Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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