I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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