plz talk dirty to me
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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