I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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