Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You can't just leave with hair like that
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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