Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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