PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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