in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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