The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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