Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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