I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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