I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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