That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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