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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.

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  I mean not really

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  Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15

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• (239): View more from Florida

  And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".

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• (909): View more from California

  he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..

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  how did he take it?

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  not as well as i would have thought

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps

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• (239): View more from Florida

  The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.

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