i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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