Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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