Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I want to be your penis for a week.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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