she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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