And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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