I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and she was petting her beer can
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
