So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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