My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
