The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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