if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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