called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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