Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
